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For Oscar
Script:
C: Look Jonathan, we found the next monster. The Cough Stopper.
J: (bit scared) Does it stop coughs?
C: Worse, when it coughs, everything else stops. It's very dangerous. Look, here comes a bloke!
B: Hahah this way! haha this way everyone haha this way hahaa
M: Ech
Bloke disappears with an echo.
CJ: (scared) Ho!
C: We need to be careful Jonathan, don't do anything ridiculous.
J: Look Cashback! I found a hat full of poo!
J produces hat full of poo
C: Urgh! What is that
J: It's a hat full of poo, Cashback. It's a hat full of poo!
C: It stinks! Throw it away!
J: It's a hat full of poo.
C: I know! THROW IT AWAY!
J: It might be a clue
C: It's not a clue! GET RID OF IT!
J: (wonder) But Cashback, it could be an adventure!
C: (genuinly angry) It's not an adventure! CHUCK IT AWAY!
J: How often does one find a hat full of stinky poos!
C: We're meant to be Monster Finders Jonathan! Our adventures are supposed to be about finding monsters but they always end up being about your arse doing poos. At this point the monster thing doesn't matter.
Bird flies past monster. Monster coughs.
Bird: HAWWWwwwww
Beat
J: Oh no
C: What
J: I added
Beat
C: You added
J: I couldn't stop myself
C: You added to the hat?!
J: Yeah
C: Now there's even MORE poo in the hat! Why would you add even more poo?
J: I don't know! I had an overwhelming instinct to do a little jonathan poop in the hat. I can't fight instinct!
C: Yes you can! Now throw it away!
J: Ok. HUP!
C: Not towards the monster you idiot!
M: coughs
CJ: HOOOO
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For Oscar
Script:
C: Look Jonathan, we found the next monster. The Cough Stopper.
J: (bit scared) Does it stop coughs?
C: Worse, when it coughs, everything else stops. It's very dangerous. Look, here comes a bloke!
B: Hahah this way! haha this way everyone haha this way hahaa
M: Ech
Bloke disappears with an echo.
CJ: (scared) Ho!
C: We need to be careful Jonathan, don't do anything ridiculous.
J: Look Cashback! I found a hat full of poo!
J produces hat full of poo
C: Urgh! What is that
J: It's a hat full of poo, Cashback. It's a hat full of poo!
C: It stinks! Throw it away!
J: It's a hat full of poo.
C: I know! THROW IT AWAY!
J: It might be a clue
C: It's not a clue! GET RID OF IT!
J: (wonder) But Cashback, it could be an adventure!
C: (genuinly angry) It's not an adventure! CHUCK IT AWAY!
J: How often does one find a hat full of stinky poos!
C: We're meant to be Monster Finders Jonathan! Our adventures are supposed to be about finding monsters but they always end up being about your arse doing poos. At this point the monster thing doesn't matter.
Bird flies past monster. Monster coughs.
Bird: HAWWWwwwww
Beat
J: Oh no
C: What
J: I added
Beat
C: You added
J: I couldn't stop myself
C: You added to the hat?!
J: Yeah
C: Now there's even MORE poo in the hat! Why would you add even more poo?
J: I don't know! I had an overwhelming instinct to do a little jonathan poop in the hat. I can't fight instinct!
C: Yes you can! Now throw it away!
J: Ok. HUP!
C: Not towards the monster you idiot!
M: coughs
CJ: HOOOO
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